You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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