im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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