her vagine was all disorganized.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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