am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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