Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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