I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
