Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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