didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
