Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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