All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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