Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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