someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
She just used a chaser for red wine.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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