So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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