Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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