Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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