But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Randomize
