Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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