Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
should my penis look like a turkey
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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