I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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