I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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