Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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