Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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