This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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