We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
What a dumb baby whore.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
