2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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