Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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