He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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