Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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