I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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