thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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