I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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