It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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