did you get engaged???
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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