She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Are my feet made of real feet?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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