Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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