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You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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