I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I touched a dick in church today
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