Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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