and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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