D3 body, D1 cock
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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