you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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