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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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