They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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