i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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