She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Drake has all the answers
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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