is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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