we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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