I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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