I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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