why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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