her vagine was all disorganized.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Can I color on your dick again?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
